Steve Cummins
Well
you did it. Whether you meant to or not is immaterial. If you meant to
do it and it was planned and all, congratulations, you are about to
enter an amazing chapter in your life. If you did it by accident then
commiserations, you are about to enter an amazing chapter in your life.
Either way, here is your bible.
Steve Cummins is the father of two strong, beautiful boys, one of whom
came as a bigger shock than George W getting elected to a second term
while the other was more planned than Stalin's first five years in
power. One was an emergency caesarean while the other was pushed out in a
shower of urine and expletives (mostly from the author - not his
wife!). Steve is a professional comedian which has had the added
benefits of him having taken care of his boys since his wife finished
maternity leave since he works mostly at night (Yes,he is a yummy
mummy!).
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This book is a
seriously funny take on pregnancy and childbirth but, don't worry, you
will also learn lots and have a laugh while doing so. Pregnancy and
babies are an amazing experience and a huge challenge at the same time.
You are about to be given an incredible gift, one you will love in a way
you heretofore never thought possible. You are also going to feel left
out, alienated, confused, terrified and grossed out. Horny too, but what
else is new. While everyone accepts and makes allowances for the
mother, no one ever thinks of the father. This is a book for men. By all
means read her the odd excerpt (Steve even put in a few paragraphs that
keep her sweet for this very reason) but for the love of God don't let
her get her hands on it!
Steve
Cummins is a comedian, broadcaster and writer. He is currently the
resident host of The Laughter Lounge, Ireland's largest and most
prestigious comedy club. He has performed comedy on national and
international TV and regularly performs abroad. Steve has written and
performed comedy for TV and Radio shows and also wrote the Dad's Diary
column in Mothers & Babies magazine of the Irish Independent for
over a year.
Book details:
Price: €15.00
/ STG £16.00 / $20.00
Size: 229x152mm
Binding: PB
ISBN-13: 978-1-9086890-0-9
Pages:
282
Release date: 17th November 2011 |
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